Explain to me why the town you live in is so shitty?

Discussion in 'In general' started by Teflon, Jul 28, 2005.

  1. Teflon New Member

    My town is so shitty because there is no running water.
    The roads are made of gravel and dirt.
    The restaurants are terrible. I can get a better meal at a homeless shelter.
    The politicians are all crooks and the city hall is located in the insane asylum.
    Everywhere you turn there is a ( :cry: :cry: )
  2. watson General Annoyance

    My town is so shitty because...

    It is close to Allentown, PA which has a significant influx of Puerto Ricans from New York City moving into town to collect Pennsylvania's better welfare programs then are available in NY or NJ.

    The major highway and the only real way from one end of the Lehigh valley to the other, U.S. Route 22 SUCKS!!!!, it is always a constant parking lot for 4 hours in the morning and 4 hours in the afternoon, they just rebuilt it 5 years ago and now they are saying they need to rebuild it and widen it again for 750 million dollars.

    There is no "Hooters" restaurant within 40 miles, and the local strip clubs suck, the skank dancers are just that, white trash single mothers with fat baby guts and wicked c section scars and stretch marked breasts.

    There is way too many old people that cant drive, the population is like 40 percent over 60 years of age, all living off of Bethelehem Steel pensions or Mack Truck pensions and constantly not knowing how the fuck to use a turn signal.

    And most of all it sucks cause I live here.... but its home.
  3. feek New Member

    why Lehigh Acres Sucks
    1. It is hot & humid year round
    2. Thee 30 Unneeded pigs in town would rather give you a ticket for swerving a pothole than catch real criminals
    3. It is thee Lightning Capitol of the world (power goes out a lot)
    4. My drug addicted crack smoking father still lives in town somewhere
    5. You let your lawn go for one week and the 90 yr old neighbors call code enforcement everyday until they violate us
    6. The only fun thing to do in town is goto the movies.. which is why i want to open up an indoor paintball range
    7. My internet connection seems to drop for 3 mins, come back on, then drop for 3 mins again between 11am-6pm monday-friday
    8. comcast sucks [see #7]
  4. watson General Annoyance

    Feek, did you help kill ?

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    CAPE CORAL, Fla. — Campers discovered the burned body of a missing 17-year-old honor student in an abandoned refrigerator Saturday, and authorities said a teenage acquaintance and another man had confessed to killing her.

    Annamarie Cruz Randazzo was last seen alive on July 21 when she dropped off two friends after a night at the movies.

    Her car was later found torched in a field, but it wasn't until Saturday that her body was found in a wooded area near Lehigh Acres. Detectives were waiting for a medical examiner's report to determine how she died, said Cape Coral police spokesman Angelo Bitsis.

    Joshua Henninger, a 16-year-old acquaintance of Randazzo's, and Jeremy Chapman, 23, were each charged with second-degree murder and kidnapping Saturday.

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